From the album "The Key to a Happy Life - Disc 1"

British sheep are good to eat,
British sheep, especially lamb.
British sheep help the environment,
This green and pleasant land.

British sheep from a British farm,
British sheep will keep you calm.
British sheep way back in history
Have kept us safe from harm.

So why, oh why, oh why must we buy,
Sheep from New Zealand oh so dear?
All wrapped up in plastic and frozen hard as ice.
When we've millions of the buggers over here?